Vicky in da house!!!

So I says...and she says...so then I says...but then yeah, but no, but yeah, right?
Cos we is in the big bruva mario wii house, nah?! I is sitting 'ere wiv me brov' Ivan, filmin some geezers, prentendin we is workin but really Ivan is makin lightnin come outa one geezers 'ead and I is givin anova guy evils. Cos I saw 'ow he was lookin at me, right? He's tryina make me fink he is playin mario but realy he is tryin a look up me skirt. Well, ugly shorts we has to put on for uniform..but I no he is tryin it on...SERIOUSLY. But then the big bad boss comes in right? But I is workin right? But he says I aint! But I says I am! And he can go...himself. but I keeps that to meself, cos I needs this lame job to buy nappies, right?